Filmed on the Atlantic island of Tenerife. In this episode, The Titanic's Captain, Nude statues, i go up a volcano called Mount Teide, get lost on the moon a...

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and it's a beautiful day here in

Tenerife in Santa Cruz Marina and it's

quite busy there's one of these sailing

regattas going on the moment they're

sailing across the Atlantic to think

Barbados its thing called saying Odyssey

and the start is just just happening

I've never seen so many live aboard

boats and crews is all trying to get out

of the same place at the same time this

should be interesting

while I was watching the fleet leave

this fully rigged decided to leave

Harbor it was rumored to be captained by

the ex captain of the Titanic that maybe

it's just a rumor

watch out ladies

I love this city if other something

about it it's just a nice place to be

the mountains through the parks all very

beautiful well-kept smiley happy people

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I know it's horrible sign up in short

everything that has James a little bit

of rigging for me putting a new flag

handling it myself or summer what you do

that

well done amo it's very dark I'm making

myself the first cup of coffee of the

day the Sun is just coming up and I had

a bit of a night last night just a bit

it's good to see the daylight at last as

the Sun comes up I can actually see

where I am I came in here last night

when it was completely dark and it's not

a proper port it's actually a place for

some big ships come in to supply a local

power station I'm not really supposed to

be here and I'm expecting somebody to

come and tell me off at a minute I hope

I don't get fined for being here this is

like a restricted zone but I had to stop

the boat I was in Santa Cruz in the

north of Tenerife and the met up with my

friend James on his boat moonrise and we

were coming south to south of Tenerife

and on the way down we got caught in

some big wings and they have those

around here between the islands but got

caught out and then horrendous lot like

I've had all this trip coming down to

Portugal I had to James found a place to

stop and I didn't like it so it I hope

he's okay this morning I continued on to

here this is a big break water over

there and I managed to get him behind

that I'm not supposed to be here and I

came as close as ahead edge and the

shore so in the supertankers coming this

they weren't going to run me down and

it's actually ideal but I the swell like

the bow went underwater I'm not kidding

you I was trying to fix the anchor last

night and I'm kneeling like I am now am

I need one under water

the power under the water if we could

order books

meanwhile down below here in the engine

compartment the old Perkins is running

for I don't know how many hours last

night I was giving it some grief and of

course there's a lot of oil down there

which I need to clean up I've been the

Perkins you put the oil in the top and

it comes out the bottom the whole thing

is because in our our cruising along

this amazing coast here fortunately

billed over quite a bit of it that's the

airport over there and I'm expecting my

sister to fly in and about half an hour

see if I can catch that happening and

we're going to go down the coast here

and there's a small marina I'm hoping

I'll be able to find a space in it's not

as touristy some of the other places and

that's what I'm doing next Tina and I at

the top of the mountain looking at stuff

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looking for Mount Teide the volcano and

we came up this rather wonderful

mountain road and and this is some of

the earliest walk of the island and

volcano somewhere in the clouds over

there

we knew there somewhere you can see the

island of La Gomera

and it's for all these are huge cutter

he's going stand next to like this in

perspective

yeah okay the team is going to stand

next to on so we can get an idea that is

a big big cat cliff lovely all the

flowers and everything

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my sister comfort station in the world I

don't know

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the views are spectacular here behind me

is Mount Teide which is the highest

point of Tenerife and indeed as Tenerife

is part of Spain it is the highest point

of Spain it is a volcano where it's

something like 2,000 odd meters high the

moment above the cloud line so it's nice

and sunny here and we've had to go

through the clouds to get to this point

we're going to go up there's a cable car

but unfortunatley and I'm too old to

scramble up the size so sister and I is

going to admire the view from down here

and it is one hell of a view

they're saying it's too windy for the

cable car to work today

that's why there's no one around and we

can't get up the mountain the volcano

this whole valley floor is strewn with

lava boulders lava flows and bits of

life just trying to cling to it because

it's pretty waterless up here it's sort

of sparse but rather beautiful

Tina's up there with a car because it's

cold it poses in front of a volcano

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you

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this is lossky Ganges diving center it

was in a different location but I worked

here 20 20 odd years ago still get

talking about an onward journey sisters

carry stuff cos I hurt my knee today it

excuse that she wants to get all this

stuff on the road black leg place and

there's the beer there's two in the

Straits thing I don't if you can see

that that is my knee and it's very very

swollen

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